LOL OH MY GOD THE LAST ONE.
HOW HE JUST SHAKES HIS HEAD TERRIFIED LIKE NO NO NO NEVER.
This is seriously my new favorite youtuber I can’t stop watching his videos.
Watch till the very last part. It’s worth it.
wasn’t going to reblog it untiL THE ENDING
You never answer your phone.
River got the idea because when she was younger she saw Amy do it, Amy got the idea because when she first started traveling with the Doctor, she saw River do it.
And then Martha motherfucking Jones has to call once, and he drops everything.
Voiced by Cary Elwes, aka Westley the Dread Pirate Roberts.
Taylor Swift and the Fake Tweet About Kim and Kanye’s Baby That For Some Reason People Are Stupid Enough To Believe Is Real Even Though Taylor Would Never Say Anything Even Remotely Close To That Ever In Her Life Because The Only Time She Publicly Calls Anyone Out Is In Her Music and the VMA Thing Happened Almost Four Years Ago and I Know You All Think She’s Some Immature Brat But In Reality The Only Person Still Talking About the VMA Incident Is Kanye West In Long Rants On Stage Wherein He Ironically Calls Taylor a 5 Year Old But That Doesn’t Matter Because the Entirety of Tumblr Is On a Witch Hunt For Taylor Already So Even With the Knowledge That the Tweet Is Fake You’ll All Still Think She’s Immature Even Though She’s 100 Times More Classy Than Any Of You : a novel
…Eh, she’s immature. Plus, she slut shames and does other things that I don’t agree with. However, that was clearly a fake tweet and I doubt she holds grudges for that long.
When your celebrity crush explains what they want in a relationship:
I’m supposed to be doing things that are not dressing up as a post-apocalyptic zombie hunter biker pinup girl yet here I am the struggle is real
DISCLAIMER: this is fashion not reality and if you do find yourself becoming a post-apocalyptic zombie hunter your first order of business is to shave your head and do not wear jewelry because zombies grab that shit son
do however wear eyeliner because it helps absorb sunlight and red lipstick always makes anyone feel 100000000% more badass it’s a certifiable fact
Shouldn’t be legal to be that hot!!
Genderfuck by Toyota, starring Stav Strashko ;)
Watch the commercial here
Finally androgyns are taken seriously.
WORK IT BABY.
son of a bITCH HES GORGEOUS
Uhhh, can I BE you, please?
I also like the look the model gives the camera like ‘and you were expecting another over-sexualised commercial with a half naked woman for your male viewing pleasure. Mind fuck bitches.’
Perverted bastard deserves it. This guy make dudes bend, ‘til the point of where the word “straight” isn’t a word in their dictionary.
that is my fetish
Humorously done but it brings up a very good point about the song. (And I like how the guys immediately reacted, “Wow, dude, that’s not okay.”)
Seriously, even as like a ten year old I knew that line was just wrong.I like how they beat the shit out of the rapist at the end. We need more humor on the side against rape like this video.
What I love about this is that it showcases how completely opposite Hobbit and Dwarf culture are.
When a hobbit speaks to you directly— in a matter that could be construed as rude, no less— it’s a big deal. A big freakin’ deal. So he can’t even bring himself to expressing his displeasure at having his house hijacked by a bunch of foreign strangers without adding an apologetic disclaimer. This is the face of a hobbit who has been pushed to frustration, and that’s pretty damn rare.
Then Dwarves. They’re tough as nails and hard around the edges. It takes a hell of a lot to offend them, and even more than that to admit your own guff and apologize— so when somebody does apologize, you take it seriously. Even if you weren’t actually listening to whatever preceded that apology. Even if you don’t think it was worth apologizing for. That shit is serious business, and you take it seriously, yo.
This is culture clash at its finest, reduced to two words.
In short: Peter Jackson’s a genius.
It is really good writing, but I just want to emphasise that Peter Jackson does not write these scripts alone. He has two collaborators, Fran Walsh (who is also his wife) and Philippa Boyens, and the three of them also wrote the screenplays for the Lord of the Rings trilogy together. While Peter Jackson is highly visible as the director of the films, and Walsh prefers to stay out of the limelight, I just never want their contribution to the Middle-Earth films to be overlooked.
Because they’re great.
#not to mention the noises the Ringwraiths make were partly recorded by Fran Walsh #because she can make weird noises and I think that’s great #I like a woman with a way with words and an unearthly shriek
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